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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Frog's Fate

Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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Musical Chickens

Musical Chickens

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, โ€ฆ'

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Breakfast Commitment

Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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