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Zoo Wisdom

ZOO WISDOM

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!

Dad's Take

Most things that look ridiculous on a creature turn out to be load-bearing. Same with the ugly throw pillow she insists on keeping β€” don't toss it before you understand why it's there.

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