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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Edible Assignment

Edible Assignment

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it's a piece of cake!!

SchoolFoodMisunderstanding+2
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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

AnimalsFarmWordplay+2
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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

AnimalsWordplayNature+1
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Tomato Lag

Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

FoodWordplayVegetables+1
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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

AnimalsSea-LifeWordplay+2
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