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Class Of North Pole

CLASS OF NORTH POLE

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

Dad's Take

Kids learn what you teach them and then ten things you didn't mean to. Watch the words you mutter at the printer because they will be repeated at the dinner table within seventy-two hours.

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