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Wardrobe Negotiations

Wardrobe Negotiations

My wife is always stealing my T-shirts and sweater… but if I take one of her dresses… suddenly… "we need to talk."

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Eternal Tease

Eternal Tease

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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A Toasty Affair

A Toasty Affair

Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

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Correction Years

Correction Years

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...

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Marriage Expectations

Marriage Expectations

Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!

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