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Husband Of The Year

HUSBAND OF THE YEAR

Every wife should understand one thing: A dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.

Dad's Take

Here is the secret she figured out twenty years before I did — scarcity makes the dish taste better. Cook your own dinner two nights a week and watch the third night get suspiciously delicious.

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