
WHEN DATES GO WRONG
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.

When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
Never trust a woman that says 'It's fine.'
If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!
I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.