WHEN DATES GO WRONG
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
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Selective Hearing
My wife complains I don't listen⦠or something like that.
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Expressing Love with Sandwiches
Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.
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The Fight That Wasn't
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
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Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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Agreement Strategy
How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.
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Blame Game
I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was blaming you.
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