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Specify Your Terms

SPECIFY YOUR TERMS

When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.

Dad's Take

If you want a thing, say it plain. I've watched promotions go to the loudmouth in the hallway while the better worker waited for an invitation that never came.

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