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Suspicious Stargazing

SUSPICIOUS STARGAZING

I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

Dad's Take

Mind your own business and you'll have plenty to do. The hours I wasted worrying about the neighbor's lawn could've paid for a second mower.

Neighbor

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