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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Time Tracking

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

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Aged Wisdom

Aged Wisdom

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

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Cheese Age

Cheese Age

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

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Uncharted Years

Uncharted Years

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

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