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Two-Person Comedy Act

TWO-PERSON COMEDY ACT

My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.

Dad's Take

Marry somebody you can laugh with at 11 p.m. on a Tuesday after a long shift. That's the part of the contract that gets you through the next thirty years.

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