
ONE-SIDED COMEDY ROUTINE
My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.

My wife and I share a sense of humor. We have to. She doesn't have one.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.