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Knowledge Debate

Knowledge Debate

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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Doors 101

Doors 101

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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The Stupidity Principle

The Stupidity Principle

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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Dreamy Talent

Dreamy Talent

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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