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Daily New Faces

Daily New Faces

Alzheimer's can't be that bad, you get to meet new people every day.

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Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

Remembering to Forget with Alcohol

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

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Remembering the Unrememberable

Remembering the Unrememberable

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!

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Memory Lane in the Kitchen

Memory Lane in the Kitchen

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

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Optimistic Loan

Optimistic Loan

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

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