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Genie Energy Activated

GENIE ENERGY ACTIVATED

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Dad's Take

Hold the punchline, milk the silence, take the bow nobody asked for. If they didn't want the encore they shouldn't have laughed the first time.

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