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Garage Wisdom Hour

GARAGE WISDOM HOUR

It's not the struggle that shapes you, but how you face it!

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Watched a leaf circle the same corner of the pool for an hour today. Didn't fight the filter, didn't quit, just kept turning. Be the leaf.

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