Confidence Jokes

11 confidence dad jokes. You asked for it.

Say Yes First

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

JobWorkCareer+2

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The Secret Ratio

Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.

ConfidenceWorkSuccess

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Recalibrated, Still Undefeated

My opinions may have changed but not the fact that I am right.

StubbornEgoConfidence

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Streak Officially Intact

I have only been wrong once in my entire life. It was when I thought I was wrong but turned out I was right.

EgoConfidenceLogic

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Confidence Is A Speed

When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.

ConfidenceWorkMistakes+1

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Undefeated Streak

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

ConfidenceEgoStubborn

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Veteran Move

What makes you think this is my first time?

ExperienceConfidenceAttitude+1

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Genie Energy Activated

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

EgoConfidenceHumor

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Lighting Directors Choice

I'm pretty sober, but I'm prettier drunk.

DrinkingConfidenceSelfdeprecating+1

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Confidence Tax

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

FailureConfidenceEgo+2

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Mirror Talk Only

If you don't like me, that's fine. I don't start my day trying to impress you.

ConfidenceAttitudeMindset

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