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Puns Jokes

7 puns dad jokes. You asked for it.

Credentials Required, Champ

Credentials Required, Champ

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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Submission Denied

Submission Denied

I once submitted puns to a pun contest hoping one to win. Sadly no pun in ten did.

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Tall Tale Incoming

Tall Tale Incoming

Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it would go over your head.

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Mathlete Hour

Mathlete Hour

While most puns make me feel numb, mathematic puns make me feel number.

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Beak Off, Pal

Beak Off, Pal

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Now Showing At Kraft

Now Showing At Kraft

Have you seen the new movie on shredded cheese? Grate Expectations Directed by Mozzarella Scorsqueaky It's Grated

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Promotion Earned

Promotion Earned

I used to like regular jokes, but now I like only dad jokes! I'm a groan man now!

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