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Vacuum Sales

Vacuum Sales

I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.

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Herb-powered Vehicles

Herb-powered Vehicles

Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they'll soon make buses and trains run on thyme.

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Parenting Reality Check

Parenting Reality Check

Your kid may be a genius, but you’re still a dummy.

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Laundromat Logic

Laundromat Logic

A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

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A Pigment of Your Imagination

A Pigment of Your Imagination

What do you call a color that doesn’t exist? A pigment of your imagination.

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Spaghetti Car

Spaghetti Car

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti... But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

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