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Crayon Box Conspiracy

CRAYON BOX CONSPIRACY

What do you call a color that doesn’t exist? A pigment of your imagination.

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Color of paint she picked is not the color of paint she picked yesterday, and you will not survive pointing that out. Nod and roll the wall. It's a lovely greige.

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