BARNYARD ACOUSTICS

What do you get when you mix brown chicken & brown cow? A brown chicka brown cow? Bow-chicka-wow-wow.

Dad's Take

Mixing two good ingredients doesn't guarantee a good outcome. Brown gravy on vanilla ice cream taught me that in 1992 and I still haven't recovered. Taste before you commit.

Chicken Cow Animals

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