ROAST IN TWO SENSES

I like my coffee like I like my jokes... brewed to perfection and a little bit dark!

Dad's Take

Take the work seriously, take yourself a little less so. The best craftsmen I've known were brewed strong and seasoned with a grin. Bitter without the laugh just turns into burnt.

Coffee Jokes Humor Morning

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