Tired Jokes

9 tired dad jokes. You asked for it.

Diagnosis Before Noon

A yawn is just a silent scream for a coffee!

CoffeeTiredMorning+1

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The Last Sentence

A conclusion is the part where I got tired of thinking…

ThinkingTiredPhilosophy+1

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Definitional Loophole

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

RetirementTiredWork+2

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New Default Setting

Being 'tired' has stopped being just a temporary state for me. It's practically become part of my personality now.

TiredAgingLawn

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Patience Is A Pillow

I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.

SleepTiredRest+1

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Halfway To Nowhere

It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.

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Calling In Reanimated

Why did the zombie dad stay home from work? Because he felt dead tired.

WorkTired

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Spelling Optional

Barely... I meant barley!!! I am barely alive... Guess I'm just brewing through life... Cheers to survival, one beer at a time!

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Adulthood, As Promised

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well... That’s still 9 p.m.

SleepAgingTired

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