Men Jokes

8 men dad jokes. You asked for it.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think…

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A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, 'Oh alright, I'll stay for the night.'

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Men and women were created equal... but women continued to improve.

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Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical.

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Men are like coffee! The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

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What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

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When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes.

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You can tell a lot about a man by how many times they flip their steaks while cooking.

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