Coffee Jokes

9 coffee dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Office Battery

Programmers: tools for converting caffeine into code.

CodingCaffeineCoffee

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Currents Of Conformity

How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.

Coffee

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Diagnosis Before Noon

A yawn is just a silent scream for a coffee!

CoffeeTiredMorning+1

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Productivity Hack

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

CoffeeCaffeineMistakes+1

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Diner Logic Hours

"Black coffee. No cream, please.", "Sir, we ran out of cream. Can I make it with no milk instead?"

CoffeeLogicBreakfast

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Brewed Just Right

Men are like coffee! The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

CoffeeMenCompliment+2

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Mug Fueled Existence

I love coffee. It's Red Bull for old people.

CoffeeCaffeineEnergy+2

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Roast In Two Senses

I like my coffee like I like my jokes... brewed to perfection and a little bit dark!

CoffeeJokesHumor+1

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Vintage Beverage Service

The coffee shop had a sign that said 'No WiFi, Pretend it's 1977!' So, I paid 10¢ for coffee and lit a cigarette.

CoffeeNostalgia

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