Morning Jokes

8 morning dad jokes. You asked for it.

Morning Routine of Champions

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I am not there… I go to work!

MoneyWorkMorning+1

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Sunrise Operations Report

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

MorningError

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Sunrise Is a Rumor

I could be a morning person… if morning started around noon.

MorningSleep

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Caffeine Policy

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

CoffeeMorning

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Dawn Chorus, Domestic Edition

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

BirdSpouseMorning+1

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Brewed Just Right

Why are men like coffee? The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

CoffeeMenMorning+1

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Roast in Two Senses

I like my coffee like I like my jokes… brewed to perfection and a little bit dark!

CoffeeJokeMorning

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The Bird Got Robbed

If you ask me, getting up early isn't worth it… if all you get is a worm!

Morning

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