Morning Jokes

5 morning dad jokes. You asked for it.

Coffee Silence

A yawn is just a silent scream for a coffee!

CoffeeMorningSleep

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Monday Morning Madness

Anyone saying good morning on a Monday is a sociopath.

WordplayMondayMorning+2

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The Late Morning Person

I could be a morning person... if morning started around noon.

MorningSleepProcrastination+1

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Feathered Feuds

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

AnimalsNatureSound+2

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Worm Regret

If you ask me, getting up early isn’t worth it... if all you get is a worm!

SleepMorningWordplay

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