Morning Jokes

9 morning dad jokes. You asked for it.

Diagnosis Before Noon

A yawn is just a silent scream for a coffee!

CoffeeTiredMorning+1

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Identify Them Immediately

Anyone saying good morning on a Monday is a sociopath.

MondayMorningWork+1

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Sunrise Operations Report

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

MorningWorkMistakes+1

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Sunrise Is A Rumor

I could be a morning person... if morning started around noon.

MorningSleepLazy

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Dawn Chorus, Domestic Edition

I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

BirdsMorningNature+1

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Brewed Just Right

Men are like coffee! The finest ones are rich, hot, and keep you awake all night.

CoffeeMenCompliment+2

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Mug Fueled Existence

I love coffee. It's Red Bull for old people.

CoffeeCaffeineEnergy+2

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Roast In Two Senses

I like my coffee like I like my jokes... brewed to perfection and a little bit dark!

CoffeeJokesHumor+1

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The Bird Got Robbed

If you ask me, getting up early isn’t worth it... if all you get is a worm!

MorningWorkMotivation

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