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Sophishticated

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Ele-Phone Trouble

Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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