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Balance Jokes

3 balance dad jokes. You asked for it.

Nutritionally Symmetrical

Nutritionally Symmetrical

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Two Fisted Wisdom

Two Fisted Wisdom

What's a man's balanced diet? A beer in each hand!

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Spend It Anyway

Spend It Anyway

Time is the one currency you can't see your balance for. Use it wisely.

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