Goals Jokes

5 goals dad jokes. You asked for it.

Negative Progress Report

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 more to go.

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Wished On The Wrong Star

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been specific.

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Tuesday Doesn't Care

Your goals don't care if you're sad. Do what must be done.

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Pace Yourself Champ

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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Step One Acquired

I'm proud to announce that I've completed the first item on my bucket list: I have the bucket.

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