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Dreams Jokes

5 dreams dad jokes. You asked for it.

Recliner Hall Of Fame

Recliner Hall Of Fame

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

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Productivity Tip

Productivity Tip

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

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Pre Beard Era

Pre Beard Era

"How old was I in 2007?", "Ah. 2007. I was young and full of dreams, not quite fossilized yet!"

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Pace Yourself Champ

Pace Yourself Champ

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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Ambition, On Delay

Ambition, On Delay

Keep the dream alive. And hit the snooze button.

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