Weight Jokes

5 weight dad jokes. You asked for it.

Plot Twist In The Kitchen

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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Negative Progress Report

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 more to go.

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Lying Bathroom Floor

You know you're fat when you step on the scale it says 'One at a time please'

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Results May Vary

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Cosmic Reassignment

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

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