Ambition Jokes

10 ambition dad jokes. You asked for it.

Always One More Increment

The definition of a perfectionist is someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.

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Qualified On Paper

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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Found Your Calling

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

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Wished On The Wrong Star

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been specific.

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Reaching The Wrong Direction

Women who seek to be equal to men... lack ambition!

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Career Counseling Hour

See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

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Pace Yourself Champ

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're going and catch up with them later.

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The Tomorrow Tax

The cost of procrastination is the life you could've lived.

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Letter Never Mailed

Dear Self, just give me time... I'm going to make you proud!

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Ambition, On Delay

Keep the dream alive. And hit the snooze button.

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