Monday Jokes

6 monday dad jokes. You asked for it.

Identify Them Immediately

Anyone saying good morning on a Monday is a sociopath.

MondayMorningWork+1

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Math According to Dad

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

WeekendMondayWork+1

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Audit-Proof Effort

Always give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% Friday

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Premium Edition Weekend

Upgrade your weekend, take Monday off...

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Sky Save Required

Been waiting for the asteroid all day... just to get out of preparing that Monday morning team briefing.

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Calendar Math

What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.

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