Calendar Jokes

6 calendar dad jokes. You asked for it.

Same Guy Slower Clock

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

AgingSlowTime+2

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Wall Decor In Peril

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

CalendarTimeKitchen+1

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Royal Sleeping Arrangements

I sleep in a castle every two weeks. It's my fort night.

SleepCalendar

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Calendar Loopholes

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

DrinkingWeekCalendar

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Calendar Math

What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.

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Booked Through December

Why did the calendar start a band? It had a lot of dates and wanted to make some good memories.

CalendarMusic

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