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Caught You Skimming

Caught You Skimming

Lazy people fact #875437255. You were too lazy to read that number.

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Crime of Doing Nothing

Crime of Doing Nothing

I don't understand why people hate lazy people. They didn't do anything.

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Audit-Proof Effort

Audit-Proof Effort

Always give 100% at work: 17% Monday, 28% Tuesday, 8% Wednesday, 24% Thursday, 23% Friday

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Watch The Mouth

Watch The Mouth

You're about as useless as an asshole with tastebuds.

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