Poultry Jokes

4 poultry dad jokes. You asked for it.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chicken? All they said was 'Bach, Bach, Bach, …'

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It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. I'll let you know…

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Why did the robot chicken cross the road? He was programmed to!

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