Restaurant Jokes

5 restaurant dad jokes. You asked for it.

Tip Well Or Else

Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu! You get what you deserve.

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House Specialty

I asked the waiter how they prepared their Chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die."

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Worst Date Spot Ever

Have you heard about the restaurant ON THE MOON? Great food, no atmosphere.

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Service With A Subtext

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Specialty Of The House

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Impossible! We used them all in the raisin bread...

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