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Scientist Jokes

4 scientist dad jokes. You asked for it.

Absolute Zero Briefs

Absolute Zero Briefs

What brand of underwear do scientists wear? 'Kelvin Klein' wear.

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Sounds Like a Crisis

Sounds Like a Crisis

Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.

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Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

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