Secrets Jokes

5 secrets dad jokes. You asked for it.

I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.

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I wish my wife was one of those secret agents who can't spill a word about their day at work!

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There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But... there are no old, drunk bikers!

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Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.

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I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

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