Spouse Jokes

5 spouse dad jokes. You asked for it.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses.

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I love you just the way you are, but I do have a few suggestions.

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I never understood the true meaning of happiness until I got married… But by then, it was already too late.

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