Relationships Jokes

10 relationships dad jokes. You asked for it.

A place crashed in the jungle and every single person died. Who survived? Married couples.

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You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

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I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was blaming you.

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What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.

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Never trust a woman that says 'It's fine.'

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I avoid dating older women. Their life stories take too long to hear.

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A laundromat is a poor place to pick up a woman. If she can't afford a washing machine, she probably won't be able to support you either.

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That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. 😅❤️

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Alcohol won't heal a broken heart but that won't stop me from trying again tonight.

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When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not vacuum or wash dishes.

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