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Week Jokes

4 week dad jokes. You asked for it.

Math According to Dad

Math According to Dad

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

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Calendar Loopholes

Calendar Loopholes

I only drink on days beginning with 'T' - Tuesday, Thursday, Today, and Tomorrow.

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Halfway To Nowhere

Halfway To Nowhere

It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.

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Calendar Math

Calendar Math

What’s way worse than Friday the 13th? Monday the whatever.

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