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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Equine Asylum

Equine Asylum

What do you call a home for insane horses? Unstable!

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Mud Wrestling Wisdom

Mud Wrestling Wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

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Hardworking Hen

Hardworking Hen

Why are chickens considered good employees? Because they work around the cluck.

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