PASTURE PREMIERE NIGHT

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

Dad's Take

Save your big nights out for when somebody else is paying. I have not bought my own dinner on a Friday since the Carter administration. Let the company expense the ribeye, champ.

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