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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Salty Sneeze

Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Martial Pork

Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Dental Bear

Dental Bear

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

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