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A Riddle With Layers

A RIDDLE WITH LAYERS

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

Dad's Take

The people in the company who actually run things don't show up in the org chart. Find the secretary who's been there nineteen years and bring her good coffee. That's the real promotion path.

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