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One Cartridge One Love

ONE CARTRIDGE ONE LOVE

My printer's name is Bob Marley because it's always jammin'

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Buy the cheapest tool that still does the job and fix it yourself when it sulks. My printer is older than your sister and it still spits paper when I yell at it. Replacing things is for people who don't own a screwdriver.

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