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One Cartridge One Love

ONE CARTRIDGE ONE LOVE

My printer's name is Bob Marley because it's always jammin'

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Named the toaster Sinatra and it burns the bread like a pro. Names matter. I bought that printer in 2009 and it has been in a fight with me ever since. Forty bucks of ink to print one boarding pass, and it still asked for magenta for a black-and-white email. If a machine has more opinions than your brother-in-law, it's time to throw it in the garage.

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