Skip to main content
Dad Jokes mascot
Dad Jokes

Certified groan material

No Escape Buzz

NO ESCAPE BUZZ

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

Dad's Take

Always know where the door is before you sign anything. A job, a lease, a mortgage β€” the exit ramp matters more than the entrance. Honey traps don't come with neon signs, kid.

SHARE THIS GROAN:

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS
Hive Mind Hustle

Hive Mind Hustle

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Tiny But Mighty

Tiny But Mighty

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Bug Math Class

Bug Math Class

Do ten millipede equal one centipede?

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
Sunday School Special

Sunday School Special

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

πŸ™„0πŸ˜‚0
BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES