SUSPICIOUS PASTA BOWL

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Dad's Take

Half the room is faking it harder than you. Sit up straight, nod at the part of the slide nobody understood, and ask one question with the word 'margin' in it. Congratulations, you're senior.

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