FAITH HAS NO MARGINS

Atheism is a Non Prophet Organization.

Dad's Take

Never trust a guarantee that comes from someone with nothing on the line. The advisor with no skin in the game is selling you weather forecasts. Make your bookie hurt when you lose.

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