MIND YOUR OWN ASYLUM

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Dad's Take

Decide which kind of broke you can stomach — the one where you regret what you bought or the one where you regret what you didn't. I picked the second and slept fine. Pick yours early, son.

Insanity Mental Mind Life

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