
SELECTIVE HEARING
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter. Nobody listens!
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.