SELECTIVE HEARING HALL OF FAME

My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.

Dad's Take

Half of marriage is acoustics and half of work is too. Nod at the right intervals, repeat the last three words, and you'll outlast every brilliant person in the building. Listening is a performance, kid — rehearse it.

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