SELECTIVE HEARING
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
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Debate Clarification
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.
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The Unheard Lies
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter. Nobody listens!
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Self-Response
Don't you hate it when someone answers his own questions? I do.
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Solo Consultation
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
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When Dates Go Wrong
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
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