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Concussed By Literature

CONCUSSED BY LITERATURE

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

Dad's Take

Your career trouble is almost always something you stacked yourself and forgot about. The bills, the favors owed, the boss you ducked twice β€” it all comes down eventually. Tidy the shelves while they're still light, son.

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