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Standard Operating Procedure

STANDARD OPERATING PROCEDURE

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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When the wifi goes down and the TV won't reconnect, somebody in this house is about to be wrong out loud. Try not to make that somebody your wife, no matter how confident you feel.

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