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Secure As A Screen Door

SECURE AS A SCREEN DOOR

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number PI.

Dad's Take

If your system is too clever for you to use on a Tuesday morning, it's not a system β€” it's a trap. I kept my budget on a single index card for nineteen years and never bounced a check. Simple beats impressive when the alarm goes off at four.

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