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Tech & Gadgets

Wi-Fi, passwords and things Dad calls “the cloud”.

24 jokes

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Bedside Manner Optional

Sep 21, 2026

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Bug Math Class

Aug 26, 2026

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number Pi.

Irrational Password Policy

Aug 18, 2026

I can't believe viruses and bacteria just sneak in my body without asking. That makes me sick!

Trespassers Inbound

Aug 10, 2026

My keyboard is missing a key. I lost CTRL.

Possessed Hardware

Aug 9, 2026

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications!

Breakfast Tech Stack

Jul 24, 2026

To err is human and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Standard Operating Procedure

Jul 18, 2026

Smart phone. Dumb battery.

Two Bars of Genius

Jul 14, 2026

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? A re-morse code.

Sorry, Beep Beep

Jul 13, 2026

Lost hope. Still searching for Wi-Fi.

Bars First Priorities Later

Jun 28, 2026

Remember? Those were the days when you could download the Internet in a single CD!

Back When It Fit

Jun 9, 2026

Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing's wrong. I'm just a narcissist.

Send Help, Mostly Applause

Jun 4, 2026

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

Password Hostage

May 21, 2026

If a Viking is reincarnated… is he Bjorn again?

Norse Code

May 9, 2026

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

May 4, 2026

There are two types of people in this world: 1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

A List Cut Short

Apr 23, 2026

What do bees do with their honey? They cell it.

Hive Mind Hustle

Apr 22, 2026

I'm at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out…

Big Night Hardware Store

Apr 18, 2026

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Forecast Improving

Apr 14, 2026

Can Zen masters send emails? Yes, but no attachment.

Inbox of the Enlightened

Mar 9, 2026

A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service: You just play games.

Signal Lost, Drama Found

Mar 7, 2026

How do koala bears stop a TV show? They hit the paws button.

Marsupial Remote Skills

Feb 4, 2026

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button BUT I'm still at work.

Tech Support, Furious

Jan 5, 2026

If your partner asks, 'Do you love your phone more than you love me?' Lie!

Phone Versus Partner

Jan 1, 2026