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Whooshing Deadlines

Whooshing Deadlines

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by...

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Time Wealth

Time Wealth

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

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Sleep Shapers

Sleep Shapers

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go back to sleep.

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